Being dead is not as great as I thought it would be.

I personally imagined that when you died, the (after)life would be a huge party filled with music, food and a foosball table where you could challenge Elvis for the right to choose what would be played next on the 'Heaven's Jukebox.'

But let me tell you this.

It is nothing like that.

So there is only one thing for me to do.

SCREAM.

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LET ME GO HOME! I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD ANYMORE! ARGGGHHHHHH! LET ME GO HOME! I'M SICK OF THESE CHALLENGES!" I drop on to the floor and start rolling from side to side and flinging my arms around.

"What is with all the screaming" I hear somebody ask.

I stopped rolling around and looked up at the person who was staring down at me.

It was Conner!

I jumped up and then jumped on Conner.

"CONNER! I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU'RE DEAD!!!" I shout out with glee.

"Wait, what? Bart, I'm not Conner!" Conner or not-Conner tells me I let go and stare at Conner (or not-Conner) for a good few minutes.

"You're not Conner?" he nodded.

"Well then go and kill the real Conner and get him down here...or up here. But wait, isn't this limbo? So we're techinically in the middle...but isn't Earth in between Heaven and Hell. But you have a halo meaning you should be in Heaven! STOP CONFUSING ME! GO KILL CONNER AND GET HIM HERE" I shouted whilst jumping up and down. Not-Conner took a step back and went "Listen, Bart, I'm Van-El, a clone of Conner and you see -" I cut him off.

"CLONE? So you're a clone of a clone? So in a way you are Conner...well I'm happy that I now have some company, Conner. So how did you die?" Conner stared at me as if he was trying to work out whether I was sane or not.

"My name is Van-El, not Conner" he said slowly and loudly.
I shook my head "no it isn't it's Conner!"
"Van-El!"
"CONNER" I shout, that was it, I was going to do the flying possum move on him. I take a step back and jump at him tackling him to the ground.
"YOUR NAME IS CONNER!!!!"

Maybe now he'll know what his name is.